I Hate Pika

I Hate Pika. She’s good-looking. She makes good money. She’s popular, too. Pick one, for fuck’s sake. I hate Pika. I thought he was all talk. Turns out, she actually had plenty to brag about. I thought all his friends were fake. Turns out, she had more friends than me. I hate Pika. I kept looking for his flaws. But in the end, all I found were my own. I hate Pika. No. I envy Pika.